Thursday, January 12, 2006

i know it's been awhile since i've posted on here but today I started a new site about movie reviews and sydney + other australian restaurant reviews check it out

Food and Films - Reviews of Sydney Restaurants and Cinema Films

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Cameron Diaz Porn Movie



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Cameron Diaz Porn Movie



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Monday, May 17, 2004

Drink Milo it's oh so yum. How about them knights GO THE KNIGHTS defintaly the best rugby league team around!

garv webmaster of

whale tail thongs
Dumpster sluts = free porn

Friday, May 07, 2004

oh how i hate sore backs damn them! damn them to damn planets

so today I was caught lying on the ground and a girl yelled at me cause I was just casually looking at her Whale tail exposed thong look my eyes just got drawn to it! and that reminded me that the save the whale tail petition needed signatures. if you haven't heard about why their baning whale tails check out Whale tail, anyway the girl kicked me while I was down with a sore back! Damn bitch!



regards garv
webmaster of the site with the dirtiest sluts around Dumpster Sluts

Thursday, April 15, 2004

p.s I'm not drunk again. the hang over was far to much.

the english language pisses me off greatly I was thinking oh why is sweat spelt like that why isn't it swet? Rhymes with wet make it swet! then you've got sweet rhymes with eat, why not make that sweat instead of sweet. Stupid people that made this stupid language then complain if you don't spell things correctly! They really should go over there and shake themselves. DAMN THEM TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE AND BEYOND.

have you checkedout my photography site yet? Fluffy Hippo Photography there really isn't that much there, but you may as well check it out!

that's my complaining done for this week. Oh wait no it's not!!! there's the issue with Virgin internet, those cheating bastards from the UK stole over £50 for american readers thats a lot of money. Probably over $100US so I hate them with a vengence!


I rang virgin 30 days before I was to leave my flat asking to cancel, so they had their 30 days notice. They told me it was all fine and it would be cut off 30 days from the date I rang.

30 days passed I wasn't cut off then I was charged for another months billing so I rang them and they said they had no information about that request, their reasoning the representitive that took my call probably didn't e-mail accounts, (I spoke to Liam on 0845 650 1000 the second time) and that if I can proove that I had rang them 30 days earlier by itemised billing on my phone bill then and only then would they give my money back!

I talked to 7 other friends that had all moved from houses and all of them had the same problem of continual charging and lost paper work, however they were all told it was a one off!

I have now been onto BT and they've told me the phone call was recorded as being made for the end of January and now I just have to wait for the itemised list from them, then send it to Virgin.

If you have the same problem send your itemised bill to

Customer Support
Virgin.net LDA
c/o Virgin.net Call Centre
PO Box 219
Newport
NP10 8UG

hope they clean up their act. This is just a pathetic excuse of a company.

regards
garv


more info on that over at Virgin UK Internet Sucks

They're bastards Virgin internet

Sunday, February 22, 2004

been a while almost a month.

something that pisses me off!

the common use of the word 'Trailer' when describing a clip about a movie. When I was a child, only 15 or so years ago. these short clips were known as a preview, something that was shown before the main feature or preview of the movie to be released. So why the fuck did they start calling it a trailer!?

now all of a sudden you look up 'Trailer' in the dictionary and it says

"A short filmed advertisement for a movie; a preview."

A PREVIEW!

every other meaning for the world trailer is something that comes after, or is hauled behind. I would understand if they released these little advertisments after the movie was released to be called trailers, but then why advertise? Or if they came after the main feature.

sorry it's just been driving me nuts for ages. I'm not even drunk this time

regards
garv

Saturday, January 24, 2004

Im going to the white stripes YAY!

also check out Triple J for the worlds biggest user voted song list It will rock your world!

don't forget to get a Whale Tail today!

YAY!

Saturday, January 03, 2004

hey everyone lets welcome in the new year with the fact that we've stopped sign stealing due to the fact we were told that we could be fined up to $5000 for each sign!!! Ouch that's a lot!

so we've started looking at other things to do at the moment, private dick, AKA garv is working on Whale Tail it's a comedy about the fashion of exposed thongs. much in the same sort of humour of Spankerchiefs

I'm about to head off to Ireland for a week which will be a blast!

Anyway enjoy your newyears and I'll have more things that I find interesting on here.

regards
garv

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

hey everyone hope you have a great Christmas, just found out that this site Dumpster Sluts has been linking to us. Thought that was really funny, they put Sign Stealers as site of the month. Hope everyone does have fun this Christmas

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

we haven't had time to get another sign steal done at present cause we've been preparing for our halloween party.

I'm going as a Pirate, snake eyes and bollocks-o-bill haven't decided what they want to be yet, but once we know we'll have all the photos of the wild events that happen at our party.

the last one, when the Sign Table was revealed to the world was a great succcess with a giant cake fight and all the events that go with that.

I AM A GIANT TURNIP!

ok I'm not really but I do like cheese.

here's something that's fun and interesting
Spankerchiefs - for the wanker in your life.

regards
garv

Sunday, October 19, 2003

Hey welcome to Sign Stealers Blog, this is where we'll be posting info about our upcoming raids on the signs around our city.

if you haven't been to sign stealers yet check it out at Sign Stealers

More info will be coming about sign stealers in the future.

regards
garv aka private dick

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